Friday, May 29, 2009

The Man from Ravena

There once was a man from Ravena
Who cut his teeth on Avicenna
He said, "My hair's essence
"Is starting to lessens
"Best I renew it with henna."

1 comment:

  1. A renowned devotee of Terpsichore
    Had a fourteen-inch dildo of hickory
    Which she rubbed with bay rum,
    Belladonna, old cum,
    Oil of myrrh, and hot coffee with chickory.

    ReplyDelete

Euphemisms II

It's not just abortion where these euphemisms bug me either. I think it is sometimes OK to euthanize your pet, but... you did not "...