Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Professional writers: sigh

One of them just published this:

"Cavaliers: G Iman Shumpert, who hasn't played since being acquired in a recent trade with New York, could make his Cleveland debut later this week from a dislocated left shoulder."

So, his debut will be from a dislocated shoulder?! I will be debuting this week on the Broadway stage from inside a chipped tooth.

1 comment:

  1. I tried to appall my friends by inventing a new businessese verb: repercuss. That will repercuss our bottom line; we can repercuss the decision, etc. It horrified all who heard it, but it was actually used in the past, but became by around 1800.


That was a great rendition!

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