Do you have any sticky buns?

And by “sticky buns” I mean steel wool

And by “steel wool” I mean aspirin

No?

Well, forget I asked!

What are my needs to you?

Me, a mere scullery maid…

And by “scullery maid” I mean sticky buns…

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