Let's Take That Out for You

Another interesting item on the brochure from my local member of Parliament is that he has a weekly "surgery." Yes, I know there's a definition of the word that means "office hours," but I like to imagine he's using the other one, and that when his constituents come in, he's examining themm, then declaring, "That's a dangerous looking lump you have there in your wallet -- looks like it could be 200 quid. We'll have to remove that."