Did you know that in New York City you can actually have marijuana delivered to your home, just like it's a pizza? You call a guy named Leo, the local pot dispatcher, and via the miracle of cell phone, he lets your neighborhood delivery man know just what you want. Literally within minutes, (much faster than pizza delivery) a nameless guy shows up at your building, buzzes your apartment, and voila, you are stoned. One, two, three, just like that! God, I really really love the market!