How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Actual transcript of a text message conversation I had this afternoon:
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Yo nigga whats up
(Time passes... I have not looked at my phone.)
UNKNOWN NUMBER: What nigga u cant text me back
(Time passes... I have not looked at my phone.)
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Ave G
(I look at my phone.)
ME: Ave H
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Ave g nigga
ME: No. Ave H.
UNKNOWN NUMBER: U want to meet at ave h now
ME: No make that Ave G
UNKNOWN NUMBER: U know who this is?
ME: No u know who this is?
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Yeah roger kelly this jesse nigga
ME: This ain't no roger kelly!
JESSE: Who is it then
ME: Jo
JESSE: Jo who
ME: Jo mama
In any case, it turns out I owe Jesse $30, and I have to go meet him in Matamoras now to pay up, so I've got to run!
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Yo nigga whats up
(Time passes... I have not looked at my phone.)
UNKNOWN NUMBER: What nigga u cant text me back
(Time passes... I have not looked at my phone.)
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Ave G
(I look at my phone.)
ME: Ave H
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Ave g nigga
ME: No. Ave H.
UNKNOWN NUMBER: U want to meet at ave h now
ME: No make that Ave G
UNKNOWN NUMBER: U know who this is?
ME: No u know who this is?
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Yeah roger kelly this jesse nigga
ME: This ain't no roger kelly!
JESSE: Who is it then
ME: Jo
JESSE: Jo who
ME: Jo mama
In any case, it turns out I owe Jesse $30, and I have to go meet him in Matamoras now to pay up, so I've got to run!
You can be hilarious when you're not talking about Hoppe or Rothbard.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, n-word, I want my thirty bucks.
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