I reached for the slug repellent without paying much attention, went home, and applied it. Next thing I know, the slimy little bastages are all zooming around the yard at 50 miles per hour. I take another look, and, what do you know... I had grabbed the "slug propellant" instead.
Does this mean you defused the bomb?
ReplyDeleteNah, I just told the checkout lady about it.
ReplyDeleteAnd, by the way, she just had someone bring it inside the store! Better it blow up inside than out, I guess.
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