"It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked lookingglass of a servant." -- James Joyce
Terrible Home Depot Mistake
I reached for the slug repellent without paying much attention, went home, and applied it. Next thing I know, the slimy little bastages are all zooming around the yard at 50 miles per hour. I take another look, and, what do you know... I had grabbed the "slug propellant" instead.