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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

At the Deli

ME: Hey boss!
DELI MAN: Hey boss!
M: Do you carry electronic cigarettes?
D: Yes, cigarettes, plain and menthol, and cigars.
M: Just the plain cigarettes.
D: You are trying to quit smoking?
M: No, trying to start. But I'm worried: if I go straight to real cigarettes, they might be too much for me, and I'll just give up. I hate to fail at something, so, I'm planning to start slowly, and work my way up to the real thing.
D [Blank stare for a few seconds.]: OK, boss, whatever you say.

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