Multi-Faith Prayer

I noticed a "Multi-Faith Prayer Room" while passing through Heathrow on Tuesday. I figure a multi-faith prayer room needs multi-faith prayers, so I offer:

Oh Noble Buddha, we beseech thee,
In the name of Our Lord, Jesus Christ
That you intercede with Allah on our behalf,
Helping to succor us, the Children of Israel,
Granting us the wisdom of the Eye of Horus,
The power of Thor's hammer,
And the healing arts of Apollo,
To the glory and honor of Lucifer, the fallen one,
Amen

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