Pickles, Pickles

I just bought a jar of kosher dills, without ten or so spears in it. I noticed that the entire jar contains only 50 calories. To maintain my current, svelte figure on pickles alone, I would need to eat about 56 jars -- jars, not pickles -- a day. Michael Phelps, to maintain his, would need to eat 240 per day.

Thems a lot of pickles!


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