Saturday, July 22, 2017

Read into Things


A few weeks ago I walk into a coffee shop. I have a book in hand, and as I lean in to look at the menu, I place my book on the counter. The barista observes innocently, "Hey! Another customer came in with a book earlier. Is there a book sale going on around here or something?"

1 comment:

  1. When people sit in the cafe using their smart phone, I wonder if she asks, "Is there a smart phone sale going on around here?"

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Old-fashioned excuse: "The dog ate my homework."

Modern excuse: "Dual-factor authentication ate my ability to do my homework."