Conversation with Siri

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Gene: Call Staubitz meat market.
Siri: I don't have a number for Stoddards meat market.
Gene: No, Staubitz meat market on Court Street.
Siri: I found five butchers near you. The closest is Staubitz Meats. Would you like to try them?
Gene: Yes, call them.
Siri: Which one would you like to call? Gene Callahan or Elijah Miller?
Gene: No, I'd like to call the butcher store.
Siri: I'm very sorry, but I don't have a phone number for Virgil Storr.
Gene: ,).;;$;:.?;:$@@)??@"!
Siri: I'm just trying to be helpful!

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