In ancapistan, if you have no property, you have no rights
Ancaps often declare, "All rights are property rights." I was thinking about this the other day, in the context of running into libertarians online who insisted that libertarianism supports "the freedom of movement," and realized that this principle actually entails that people without property have no rights at all, let alone any right to "freedom of movement." Of course, immediately, any ancap readers still left here are going to say, "Wait a second! Everyone owns his own body! And so everyone at least has the right to not have his body interfered with." Well, that is true... except that in ancapistan, one has no right to any place to put that body, except if one owns property, or has the permission of at least one property owner to place that body on her land. So, if one is landless and penniless, one had sure better hope that there are kindly disposed property owners aligned in a corridor from wherever one happens to be to wherever the...
Oh wait don't tell me, I remember this one. It means that the recipient needs a diaper change, right?
ReplyDeleteRight now, it's a very trendy parenting thing to teach infants sign language so that they can communicate before they can speak. This photo shows a mother and child doing a sign that I can assure is not in any Baby Signs book. Make more sense now?
ReplyDeleteAustralopithecenes cannot reasonably expect to insert themselves into the flow of time far from where they were conceived.
ReplyDeleteTrendy? Where?
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ReplyDeleteI know of at least 3 separate books demonstrating different methods and signs for parents to use with their babies. Mainstream parenting and pregnancy magazines carry articles favorably describing the practice. If you ask new or expecting parents, chances are they've heard of it, and chances are they know someone who does it/did it with their kids. It's a relatively recent thing. I'd call it trendy, although I doubt it will fade from popularity.
Earlier today my kid asked if he could have a sip from my can of Dr Pepper. I let him take have some.
ReplyDeleteHe looked up as he handed the can back to me and said, "I know how to make the sign for friends." He made an interlocking gesture with his index fingers.
I thought this was pretty cool, but I don't know anything about signing. It wasn't trendy when I was a kid.
That was not anonymous, the last quote came from Woody with keyboard butterfingers.
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