But worse: the sys admin came to my computer once and: 1) sneezed into his hands; 2) typed on my keyboard; and 3) repeat 1) & 2) until Gene is gagging.
I got a better one. The lady packing my FOOD at the market had a terrible cough. She would hack into her hand. She claimed it was only allergies or something when I asked her to stop packing my food. She resumed packing my food TWICE more before she finally understood the sentence: "Can you please stop packing my food?" Then, she went to another line and started packing the food there.
There *is* a simple solution, you must realize: just provide a pretty bowl of condoms beside it.
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ReplyDeleteBut worse: the sys admin came to my computer once and:
1) sneezed into his hands;
2) typed on my keyboard; and
3) repeat 1) & 2) until Gene is gagging.
I got a better one. The lady packing my FOOD at the market had a terrible cough. She would hack into her hand. She claimed it was only allergies or something when I asked her to stop packing my food. She resumed packing my food TWICE more before she finally understood the sentence: "Can you please stop packing my food?" Then, she went to another line and started packing the food there.
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Oboy, Margaret, do I ever hear you! Then the time my AC Transit (California) bus driver kept bobbing and weaving and talking to himself.
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