I am currently reading The Master and His Emissary , which appears to be an excellent book. ("Appears" because I don't know the neuroscience literature well enough to say for sure, yet.) But then on page 186 I find: "Asking cognition, however, to give a perspective on the relationship between cognition and affect is like asking astronomer in the pre-Galilean geocentric world, whether, in his opinion, the sun moves round the earth of the earth around the sun. To ask a question alone would be enough to label one as mad." OK, this is garbage. First of all, it should be pre-Copernican, not pre-Galilean. But much worse is that people have seriously been considering heliocentrism for many centuries before Copernicus. Aristarchus had proposed a heliocentric model in the 4th-century BC. It had generally been considered wrong, but not "mad." (And wrong for scientific reasons: Why, for instance, did we not observe stellar parallax?) And when Copernicus propose...
There *is* a simple solution, you must realize: just provide a pretty bowl of condoms beside it.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... odd use of the term "computer monitor." Is this something new and PC? Groan.
ReplyDeleteObsessively polish your screen after they touch it--to the point they start to get phobic just watching you.
ReplyDeleteOoh, I hate that too.
ReplyDeleteBut worse: the sys admin came to my computer once and:
1) sneezed into his hands;
2) typed on my keyboard; and
3) repeat 1) & 2) until Gene is gagging.
I got a better one. The lady packing my FOOD at the market had a terrible cough. She would hack into her hand. She claimed it was only allergies or something when I asked her to stop packing my food. She resumed packing my food TWICE more before she finally understood the sentence: "Can you please stop packing my food?" Then, she went to another line and started packing the food there.
ReplyDeleteI washed everything obsessively when I got home.
Oboy, Margaret, do I ever hear you! Then the time my AC Transit (California) bus driver kept bobbing and weaving and talking to himself.
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