Ancaps often declare, "All rights are property rights." I was thinking about this the other day, in the context of running into libertarians online who insisted that libertarianism supports "the freedom of movement," and realized that this principle actually entails that people without property have no rights at all, let alone any right to "freedom of movement." Of course, immediately, any ancap readers still left here are going to say, "Wait a second! Everyone owns his own body! And so everyone at least has the right to not have his body interfered with." Well, that is true... except that in ancapistan, one has no right to any place to put that body, except if one owns property, or has the permission of at least one property owner to place that body on her land. So, if one is landless and penniless, one had sure better hope that there are kindly disposed property owners aligned in a corridor from wherever one happens to be to wherever the...
There *is* a simple solution, you must realize: just provide a pretty bowl of condoms beside it.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... odd use of the term "computer monitor." Is this something new and PC? Groan.
ReplyDeleteObsessively polish your screen after they touch it--to the point they start to get phobic just watching you.
ReplyDeleteOoh, I hate that too.
ReplyDeleteBut worse: the sys admin came to my computer once and:
1) sneezed into his hands;
2) typed on my keyboard; and
3) repeat 1) & 2) until Gene is gagging.
I got a better one. The lady packing my FOOD at the market had a terrible cough. She would hack into her hand. She claimed it was only allergies or something when I asked her to stop packing my food. She resumed packing my food TWICE more before she finally understood the sentence: "Can you please stop packing my food?" Then, she went to another line and started packing the food there.
ReplyDeleteI washed everything obsessively when I got home.
Oboy, Margaret, do I ever hear you! Then the time my AC Transit (California) bus driver kept bobbing and weaving and talking to himself.
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