Lohan Lohan

The NY Post just ran a story entitled "Lindsey Lohan Stole My Coat."

But Masha Markova, the complainant, has nothing on me: Masha, baby, Lindsey stole my virginity.

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  1. Wow, was it a gift from your grandmother too?

    (Hey now folks, that sounds really dirty but it's not. Rather it is nonsensical.)

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