I was walking along Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn the other day. I perused a newstand, where I saw the tabloid headlines were about the rape case of Mr. Bryant of the LA Lakers. Two doors down a pub advertised its lunch specials on a sandwich board. The featured item was a "Kobe Burger."
Now, I'm sure they meant the Japanese beef, but given the juxtaposition, I couldn't help but think the burger was named after Bryant. Possible slogans include:
"The burger you just can't say 'no' to!"
"The Kobe burger: You say you don't want one, but you'll have it anyway."