If You See Something...

Say Something.

Signs to this effect are all over the NYC subway. The always give me the urge to run up to an MTA employee yelling "I saw something, I saw something."

"What?"

"God, I don't know... it was long, and noisy, and seemed to consist of many body segments, with portals that emit and swallow up people!"

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  1. All the best gags require you to risk jail time.

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  2. Yep. The "Drugs by Mail" posters at the Post Office always gave me the urge to go up to the counter and ask if I could apply for the service.

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