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Monday, September 03, 2007

Tap Three Times (the Larry Craig Song)

Hey boy whatcha doin down there
Sitting alone every nite while I stare through the crack at you
I can hear your hand a-slappin'
I know your not just in their crappin'
One stall beside me you know you could ride me
I love you

chorus
Oh my darlin
Tap three times on the tiles if you want me
Twice on the john if the answer is no
Oh my sweetness
Tap-tap-tap
Means you'll meet me in my hallway
Twice on the john means you ain't gonna go

If you look under your stall door tonight
Pulling the Charmin with the note thats attached to my heart
Read how many times i saw you
How in my silence i adored you
And only in my dreams did that stall between us come apart

chorus
Oh my darlin
Tap three times on the tiles if you want me
Twice on the john if the answer is no
Oh my sweetness
Tap-tap-tap
Means you'll meet me in my hallway
Twice on the john means you ain't gonna go

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