"I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defense the only arms I allow myself to use -- silence, exile, and cunning." -- James Joyce
Talk about being spread thin
The conductor just announced that to exit the train at my station, a passenger "must be in the front four cars."
Hey, I may have gained a few pounds, but I'm not that large yet!