"I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defense the only arms I allow myself to use -- silence, exile, and cunning." -- James Joyce
The final straw
I've had it! I woke up today and realized I had just been dreaming about a series of Internet ads. What's even worse is that I suspect Google had placed them in my dream, and the NSA knows I had been looking at them.