Riddle CMXLVIII

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How do you get a one-armed Polish tree-sitter out of the tree?

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  1. Bob Murphy10:29 AM

    Take away his cube root?

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  2. Bob Murphy10:30 AM

    Toss him a copy of Human Action?

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  3. Wabulon7:13 PM

    Wave at him.

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  4. Bob Murphy10:18 AM

    That's what I thought at first, but by your description I was picturing him sitting on a branch. After all, when I house-sit for someone, I don't hang from the chandelier.

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  5. Wabulon4:23 PM

    Even sitting on a branch, a normal Polish person holds on for safety. Suddenly remove that hold, and he'll probably tip off.

    Having no access to Polish persons, I tried this with orangutans, letting them perch in trees and then blowing off an arm with a high-velocity bullet. They all fell off, though some succeeded in catching a lower branch with the remaining arm. When I blew that one off, they invariably fell to the ground, despite efforts to catch hold with their feet.

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