"I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defense the only arms I allow myself to use -- silence, exile, and cunning." -- James Joyce
One of my flatmates left out a jar of "Olde English Marmalade." Underneath the brand name, it boasted that it was "Rich and Bitter."
"Hey," I thought, "that's just how I plan to spend my old age!"