Good Thing iPhones Get Warm
I was working for a while in the woods today. The work done, I came back to my house and made a phone call. The call done, I moved the phone from my ear to look at it, and there, crawling across the screen, was a big ole tick.
I assume they are attracted by body heat. The phone must have been just a bit warmer than me, and seemed the juicier target to the little blighter.
I assume they are attracted by body heat. The phone must have been just a bit warmer than me, and seemed the juicier target to the little blighter.
It's the government!
ReplyDeleteMy phone is the government? The fact it gets warm is caused by the government? That tick was from the government?
Delete(I know your post was a joke, but you didn't think that would stop me from over-analyzing it, did you?)
Was it one of these bad boys?
ReplyDeleteI think not, but it would hardly matter: I have already contracted Lyme disease twice, so I don't think a third time would really make much of a difference!
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