Thought You Had Me, Didn't You?
The lights came on behind me, and so I pulled my car over to the shoulder. The state trooped sidled up to my window, and hitched up his trousers. I rolled down my window.
"Sir, don't you know that texting while driving is now illegal in this state?"
"Yes, officer, I do."
"Well, I guess you don't mind me writing you a hefty ticket then?"
"But officer, I'm not texting while driving; I'm blogging while driving."
"Sir, don't you know that texting while driving is now illegal in this state?"
"Yes, officer, I do."
"Well, I guess you don't mind me writing you a hefty ticket then?"
"But officer, I'm not texting while driving; I'm blogging while driving."
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