A homeowner is told he needs a permit for his kids' treehouse, because it is in a wetland.
OK, regulators, but... He built the thing up in a friggin' tree. I don't think that would interfere much with the swamp critters living below the treehouse.
As someone who is not opposed to environmental regulation per se, this gives me one of those Jon Stewart moments, where I facepalm due to the regulators striving their utmost to discredit themselves.