The Cisalpine, Transexual Blues

In honor of Shonk and Wabulon's discussion here, I give you:

The Cisalpine, Transexual Blues

I'm a transsexual guy
Down from Cisalpine Gaul
I'm a transsexual guy
Down from Cisalpine Gaul
You think you seen some sexes baby?
I tell you I seen them all

Out east in Arabia
You gotta look up my sweet baby-a
Out east in Arabia
You gotta look up my sweet baby-a
If you ask "Man or woman?"
All you'll get is "Well, maybe-a"

People asked my motives
In Hispania Ulterior
People asked my motives
In Hispania Ulterior
But that crazy little trisexual
Shim was not inferior

They said I'd catch chlamydia
Way down south in Numidia
They said I'd catch chlamydia
Way down south in Numidia
But I didn't care at all
Cause that heptasexual was so pretty-a

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