That lurk in the woods have requested that all posts on this blog that mentioned the forbidden dog park be removed. I have of course heeded that request, and so searching for them now will be of no avail. In fact, they have been purged from the Wayback machine as well.
If you happen to have read any of these posts, please remove them from your local cache. And then forget you ever read them.
Do not Google for information abou the forbidden dog park: the Night Vale Secret Police will not look kindly on such activities.