Yum! Fresh Cream!

This just opened a little ways down the road from me:

I keep asking my wife if we can stop. "We'll pick up some fresh half-and-half for the coffee, and maybe some sour cream for the potatoes!"

But she just responds, "Don't worry, I'll be bringing you there real soon, once I work out the contract details with Luigi."

I don't get it: why would she need a contract with some guy named Luigi to go pick up some half-and-half?!


  1. Something isn't right here. ;)

    1. I hear you man: Why won't my wife let me pick up some half-and-half without Luigi being involved?