The Antifragile Chaos Monkey
This had me cracking up. I will say that you do look genuinely stoned in this picture. But that's illegal, so you don't do that. Just a little aside, I used to have a girlfriend that would always buy me patchouly oil soap because she absolutely loved the scent (she was kinda like a modern hippy). Everywhere I'd go people would be like, "ugh, what's that smell?". Ah, the things I do for a little a lovin'.
Are you flashing gang signs in that photo?
Trying to dance like a Dead Head.
Then you should be "spinning". But then, you probably don't belong to the _Church of Unlimited Devotion_.
I'm curious, were you actually listening to the Grateful Dead while gardening? Knowing you, you probably were.
Could have been, but in fact wasn't.
I was spinning, But it's a still photograph you know.
That reminds me of a photo that I took of a windmill farm in Kansas (seriously, they're EVERYWHERE out there). I posted it with the caption, "this is actually a video", because in real life they really weren't spinning. I probably should have taken video footage to capture that, but oh well.