Friday, February 28, 2014

Drunk Tank Pink

Dear editors,

Did one of you asked me to review the book with the above title?

Because Penguin Books just sent me a free copy in the mail, and right now I have no idea why.

Sincerely yours,
Enjoying my free book in Brooklyn


  1. Bio of Clifford Odets?

  2. No, it is a shade of pink that makes people calm.

  3. Oh. I thought it was a bio of the Chinese leader
    who began the market reforms.


Old-fashioned excuse: "The dog ate my homework."

Modern excuse: "Dual-factor authentication ate my ability to do my homework."