Sandy Ikeda and I visited the British Museum today. (By the way, did you know that the "Elgin Marbles" are not a bunch of little, multi-coloured glass balls for use in a children's game?) One Greek vase we saw depicted a number of satyrs having a wild night out on the town. Among the various activities illustrated, the most striking consisted of one satyr pouring wine from a jug, into a cup that a second satyr was balancing on the tip of his quite erect willie.
That struck me as the sort of thing that has absolutely no point other than showing the ladies, "Hey, babes, look what I can do!"