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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Moral Clarity

After Yankee pitcher Cory Lidle crashed his plane into a Manhattan apartment building today, nothing could be clearer than this: Manhattan should now bomb the Bronx until it is reduced to a pile of burning rubble. Anything less would show a lack of "resolve" on the part of Manhattan.

2 comments:

  1. Gene, you're just embarrassed that this disproves your whole "private citizens can't bother neighbors with their aircraft" theory.

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  2. I still haven't figured out how this "coincidence" fits into conspiracy theory, but I'm sure it does.

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