So a man is at the airport check-in line with a large creature under his arm.
Security comes up to him and says, "What's that under your arm?"
"A vulture."
"Mister, you can't bring that bird on a plane."
"Oh, no, you're wrong -- my ticket says I'm entitled to board with one carrion item."
Isn't a vulture technically an accessory to carrion? Much like you to your joke? :P
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