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Monday, November 13, 2006

At the Airport

So a man is at the airport check-in line with a large creature under his arm.

Security comes up to him and says, "What's that under your arm?"

"A vulture."

"Mister, you can't bring that bird on a plane."

"Oh, no, you're wrong -- my ticket says I'm entitled to board with one carrion item."

7 comments:

  1. Isn't a vulture technically an accessory to carrion? Much like you to your joke? :P

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  2. Maybe the vulture was dead.

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