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Monday, July 16, 2012

Rats!

I walked by an empty lot. There was a big sign saying: "Caution! Poison. Rat baiting in progress." And there was a guy putting out the bait.

"Hey," I asked him, "you do this full time?"

"Sure."

"So how do you get into this line of work?"

"We have a guild."

"And anyone can join?"

"Sure, although you'd have to start out as an apprentice. But one day, with lots of hard work..."

"I could become a master baiter?"

"Yup."

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