The key to a happy hotel stay

The most important thing: keep the maids out!

You get your room all nice and set up the way you want it, and in the morning they come in and eff it all up. The worst of it is, they keep tucking the sheets back into the mattress!

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  1. I stay in hotels probably half the year. I always leave the "Do Not Disturb" sign on my door.

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  2. "The worst of it is, they keep talking the sheets back into the mattress!"

    Those are damned persuasive maids.

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    1. (Siri had interpreted "tucking the sheets back into the bed" as "talking the sheets back into the bed." I've Corrected that now.)

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