A dangerous approach
Dosa Royale, a great new South Indian restaurant on Court Street, has chosen a dangerous course with their signage:

If it just said "Out of order," I could easily leave it alone. But "Please do not use"! It must do something. Perhaps something spectacular: Catch on fire? Shoot out sparks? Make a noise like a monkey being strangled?
I can barely stop myself from using it.

If it just said "Out of order," I could easily leave it alone. But "Please do not use"! It must do something. Perhaps something spectacular: Catch on fire? Shoot out sparks? Make a noise like a monkey being strangled?
I can barely stop myself from using it.
Ah, the cookie jar scenario. Quite tempting.
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