A dangerous approach

Dosa Royale, a great new South Indian restaurant on Court Street, has chosen a dangerous course with their signage:



If it just said "Out of order," I could easily leave it alone. But "Please do not use"! It must do something. Perhaps something spectacular: Catch on fire? Shoot out sparks? Make a noise like a monkey being strangled?

I can barely stop myself from using it.

3 comments:

  1. Ah, the cookie jar scenario. Quite tempting.

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  2. PLEASE DO NOT USE PAYPAL TO SEND ME $100

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    1. What is your paypal account, so I can make sure I don't send it $100.

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