Dear US government
I pledge to stop being so paranoid about your activities, on the conditions that:
1) You reduce the number of microscopic drones following me everywhere;
2) You stop trying to pin that whole Bobby Kennedy thing on me; and
3) You keep your trans-dimensional quantum agents out of my dreams.
Deal?
1) You reduce the number of microscopic drones following me everywhere;
2) You stop trying to pin that whole Bobby Kennedy thing on me; and
3) You keep your trans-dimensional quantum agents out of my dreams.
Deal?
"People tell me I'm paranoid, but I know that they're just out to get me."
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