Thursday, January 09, 2014

Dear US government

I pledge to stop being so paranoid about your activities, on the conditions that:

1) You reduce the number of microscopic drones following me everywhere;
2) You stop trying to pin that whole Bobby Kennedy thing on me; and
3) You keep your trans-dimensional quantum agents out of my dreams.

Deal?

1 comment:

  1. "People tell me I'm paranoid, but I know that they're just out to get me."

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