Not knowing how to eat an orange

The man across from me on the subway is eating an orange by gnawing into a half-peeled but still whole fruit. He apparently doesn't realize that it easily comes apart in nice, bite-sized pieces. This wouldn't be of much concern to anyone else but him except that, as a result of his bizarre consumption method, he has left a large puddle of juice and seeds beneath his seat.

And here comes the unfortunate about to take his seat and... Yep, feet right in the puddle.


  1. Anonymous8:34 PM

    There should be a statute!


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