Not knowing how to eat an orange
The man across from me on the subway is eating an orange by gnawing into a half-peeled but still whole fruit. He apparently doesn't realize that it easily comes apart in nice, bite-sized pieces. This wouldn't be of much concern to anyone else but him except that, as a result of his bizarre consumption method, he has left a large puddle of juice and seeds beneath his seat.
And here comes the unfortunate about to take his seat and... Yep, feet right in the puddle.
And here comes the unfortunate about to take his seat and... Yep, feet right in the puddle.
There should be a statute!
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