Wednesday, February 27, 2013

And My Pill Probably Could Cure Budget Crises as Well!

A medical researcher was on the radio during my commute yesterday. She said (I quote from memory), "I see no reason that we couldn't one day develop a drug that treats all of the effects of aging: dementia, arthritis, osteoporosis... but now, with these upcoming budget cuts, this research will have to stop."

If we only gave her another hundred million, I'm sure her pill would cure bad manners to boot.

1 comment:

  1. What's that saying about there being nothing worse than a good idea being poorly defended?


Old-fashioned excuse: "The dog ate my homework."

Modern excuse: "Dual-factor authentication ate my ability to do my homework."