You Know You Are in the Country When...

* Every single employee at the local McDonald's is white.
* Instead of your broiled scallops being "lightly brushed with a pear and Tuscan olive oil vinaigrette," they are "barely afloat in a lake of melted butter."
* The dating site ads on TV are for "FarmersOnly.com."

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