"I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defense the only arms I allow myself to use -- silence, exile, and cunning." -- James Joyce
The Annivirthday Juicer I Bought My Wife...
Is so sophisticated that it can even make French recipes:
Silas will certainly be impressed with the fact that scientists have taught this juicer to process French ingredients.