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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

A Brooklyn Moment

ME: So, you're calling me a liar? I just made up that the gutter leaks?

PROPERTY MANAGER: Who told you that? Cause I never friggin said that! I'm offended!

ME: You're offended! You're offended! It's me who's friggin offended! Why the frack would I make up that the gutter's leaking?

PM: I never friggin said you was making it up! This really offends me!

Once we settled who was more offended, we had a nice conversation about how to fix the gutter.

2 comments:

  1. You should have clocked him and then had your mom pull you away.

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    1. That's difficult over the phone.

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