A Brooklyn Moment
ME: So, you're calling me a liar? I just made up that the gutter leaks?
PROPERTY MANAGER: Who told you that? Cause I never friggin said that! I'm offended!
ME: You're offended! You're offended! It's me who's friggin offended! Why the frack would I make up that the gutter's leaking?
PM: I never friggin said you was making it up! This really offends me!
Once we settled who was more offended, we had a nice conversation about how to fix the gutter.
PROPERTY MANAGER: Who told you that? Cause I never friggin said that! I'm offended!
ME: You're offended! You're offended! It's me who's friggin offended! Why the frack would I make up that the gutter's leaking?
PM: I never friggin said you was making it up! This really offends me!
Once we settled who was more offended, we had a nice conversation about how to fix the gutter.
You should have clocked him and then had your mom pull you away.
ReplyDeleteThat's difficult over the phone.
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