Saturday, September 29, 2012

Q: What Did the Spartan General Say...

To the Athenian tyrant?

A: Get your hippie ass out of town!

1 comment:

  1. I love this legendary quote:

    Philip II of Macedon proclaims: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."

    The Spartan ephors sent back a one word reply: "If" (αἴκα).[18] Subsequently both Philip and Alexander avoided Sparta entirely


That was a great rendition!

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