Fun Things to Do on Your Next Flight

1) When you are asked if you have any of the forbidden items in your carry-on luggage (knives, explosives, incendiaries, guns, clubs, etc.) answer, "Yes, sir, I brought them all." Then explain that you thought the picture was a checklist of what you were required to bring.

2) When shown the brace position during the safety film, immediately adopt it. Then hold it for the rest of the flight, while making low moaning noises of distress and whimpers of fright. When anyone tries to talk to you, simply become more frightened.


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