"It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked lookingglass of a servant." -- James Joyce
Hurry Up and Faint
I'm waiting on the platform for the 4 or 5 express. One 4 train is rolling in immediately, and the sign says another is due in two minutes. So what do New Yorkers do? Shove into the first train until they are packed like... Well, sardines don't even tolerate packing this close:
Me? I waited two minutes, and got to sit the whole ride to Brooklyn.