Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Overheard in a Bar

"Man, the night you gave me that ecstasy, I wound up in my apartment, at dawn, hanging upside down from the rafters, watching planes fly by my window."

"You're apartment has rafters?"

"No!!"



4 comments:

  1. We're just monkeys.

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    1. No Bob, we're not just monkeys. We're jumped-up monkeys.

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    2. Yeah, with all the E we've been doing, it's no wonder we're all jumped up.

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    3. It's how we got up to the rafters.

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Euphemisms II

It's not just abortion where these euphemisms bug me either. I think it is sometimes OK to euthanize your pet, but... you did not "...