Thought You Had Me, Didn't You?

The lights came on behind me, and so I pulled my car over to the shoulder. The state trooped sidled up to my window, and hitched up his trousers. I rolled down my window.

"Sir, don't you know that texting while driving is now illegal in this state?"

"Yes, officer, I do."

"Well, I guess you don't mind me writing you a hefty ticket then?"

"But officer, I'm not texting while driving; I'm blogging while driving."


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