Avoid Weather Blasphemy!

This morning, with a temperature of 41 degrees at 5:30, I heard a guy at the gas station in PA saying, "Summer better come soon: I can't take this shit much longer!"

My friend Clayon Gordon, the reggae sage, corrected this attitude perfectly: Whenever he heard such belly-aching, he would say, "Well, since I can't create any weather, I don't feel I'm in a position to criticize any of it."

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