Driving home from work on Monday I found myself in bumper to bumper traffic on the Whitestone Expressway. After enduring that for about five minutes, I looked up to see I was being taunted by the Department of Transportation. Right after the sign below came another one advising me to "Use mass transit." Say what?! I am sitting here, in the midst of the very traffic jam you just mentioned, and your f(*@ing advice to me is "Use mass transit"?! So, if I just abandon my car here and stroll over to the subway, can I mention that I was just following your advice and get out of my ticket?